White Elephant (Gift Exchange)

You drew the short straw at the party—and now you’re stuck with it. The White Elephant Gift is less “gag gift” and more “gutted nightmare.” Stripped, stitched, and silently seething, this undead pachyderm remembers everything. Next year, maybe just bring socks.

Gift Exchange Edition Comes in a 5x5x5 white box with a sheet of stickers to decorate the box and entice victims to select your gift at the holiday party.